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Saturday, January 12, 2013

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OMG PD: Elderly Man Questioned After Joyriding Shopping Cart

This week's stories include an elderly man who was questioned after joyriding a shopping cart, a suspect who stole a 16-year-old piece of wedding cake, a drunk driver who crashed their car into a liquor store and an Absolut peach.

Elderly Man Questioned After Joyriding Shopping Cart: According to a report in the Lower Providence Patch, an elderly man was questioned by police after he was observed riding a shopping cart on Trooper Road. The incident was initially reported as a "theft in progress" by Acme, but police later stated that they declined to arrest the suspect. Read the full story here. Click here to follow us on Facebook! Life Imitates Seinfeld: According to a report in the Perkiomen Valley Patch, a 16-year-old piece of wedding cake was amongst several items stolen from a vehicle in Skippack Township. The suspect(s) also stole two lighters and a "billfold cardholder" before fleeing the scene. Read the full story here. Drunk Driver Crashes Into State Store: …

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